Now, Please understand I am doing this rather quickly, so I may summarize a few parts, and give the gist of what the characters are saying. Needless to say, it is as accurate as I can get on such short notice. Like my other translations on my other blog, they are short, sweet, and to the point. And this was MUCH more rushed than usual, obviously. By all means, go watch the official version when it comes out. This is just for the people who want to know and understand the story a little better. Thank you for bearing with me! ; w;
Here we go!
Ice: Lately…Not many tourists have been coming around at all. If I don’t do something to get them back….Oh, I’m Iceland.
Girl running in the street: Somebody help!!…
America: DISTATER! THIS IS AN URGET MATTER! ((While everyone is introduced, he is basically rambling about how horrible this situation is and whatever. Everyone is too distracted by France’s pimp skills to care about his words))
He’s talking about how he and Tony have been investigating the situation and whatnot. He then goes on about how “They can’t leave the earth in this state of disaster” and stands up to proclaim it.
America: So our only choice is to do something of course!
But he remains clueless to what is going on.
Japan: Um, excuse me. I think it’s best to just…write this all out, more organised. do it the Japanese way. ((Or whatever))
England: What, you expect him to do all that for your sake?
Japan: No! I just figured it’d leave a better explanation or—
China: What is this, Japanese way, I don’t need something like that.
Japan: I was simply suggesting…
America: ((rambles on about plans and whatever. I am speeding through this ok.))
Italy: I’ll bring the white flags! Wave wave wave~
England: And just WHY are we taking the commands from YOU?
America: Because I’m the hero, of course.
England: Like hell you are…
France: I have better ideas, of course.
England: Shut up, wine bastard.
France: SAY THAT AGAIN I DARE YOU.
China: They’re fighting again…
Italy: Look! Tons of white flags! An overload! Let’s wave them together!
America: You’ll back me up, right?
Japan: No, well, I’ll think of other ideas and…
America: Russia! What will you do?
Russia: I’ll be fighting of course!
America: Okay! In that case, help me out. Be my back up! The point of a hero is to defend all of humanity, isn’t it? So go ahead give me all your aid! ((He’s saying ‘make him weapons’ to an extent, but I translated it as so :l))
England: My place can make just as good as weapons you know. ((Literally “We make just as good weapons for war.))
France: Ahh…Getting jealous are we? ((Eh. That’s what he’s trying to say, really))
France & England start fighting, yadda yadda.
China: Oh, stop fighting already!
Everybody starts fighting :l
Italy is going on about how everyone will defend him or whatever. It’s cute.
Germany: CUT THIS OUT RIGHT NOW. ((Basically screams that nobody knows what the fuck is going on, and screaming and fighting wont solve shit))
England and France are still duking it out.
America: Hahaha, I am the one having the most fun here~
Russia: I sure as hell won’t do anything to stop them ^^
China: I as well will not do anything.
Germany:…..Fine. I give up.
All: What.
Germany: I suppose it was foolish of me to think we could discuss this in an organized fashion. You all can decide what to do. We’re running out of time. I can deal with it on my own. ((basically, follow me, or die :l))
Russia: Well, that was my thinking from the start.
China: Me too. Fighting these was the plan in the first place—
France: Fighting with England what is this bullshit. ((LOL BASICALLY))
England: Shut it. I don’t like it either—
Japan: Ow..My stomach…
Italy: Ah! W-Wait!! Don’t leave me by myself!
Canada: W-Well…In the end. Nobody seemed to listen to me, huh.
Kumajiro: Who’re you.
Canada: Canada.
And now for something completely different.
Prussia: HEY HEY, GUESS WHAT’S GETTING STARTED. THE AWESOME ME, BY THE AWESOME ME’S SHOW!
Okay. This part was stupid. The ‘act’ I guess which was Belarus didn’t come out because of Russia… Well okay then.
OK.
Ukraine apologizes about her tits and Belarus is all
Belarus: “Brother? Where are you? Please come back! If I don’t find you…I might just…”
And then suddenly, clouds.
America: W-WHAT THE?
Russia: Uhu~ You definitely can’t beat the stuff from my place….Kolkol.
China: Aiyaaa! How could you even do that?! ((Basically))
England: Bastards. Take some of this—
LOLFRANCE: You’re going about it all wrong. Just leave it to big brother France—OH SHIT.
Germany: Listen up. Do not let the enemy infiltrate us at all. (Or come close)
Italy: Germany! Germany! Take cover, take cover! Everyone is running away from it!
Random dude: Germany, big trouble! The enemy is closing in!
Germany: WHAT?!
All the world leaders are saying how their plans are failing everywhere.
“Well in that case, we can rely on Germany’s strength”
Japan: Nothing had been decided yet~!
((Eh…For the most part…That was a gag, I think :l))
Romano: Aaah. What’s with this?! Where is that rotten Venezi-
Poland: Ah! Pony! Where did you run off to? I like, totally looked for you. Hey, wait, how long have you looked like tha—
RANDOM FINLAND: Ahh, I wish Christmas would come soo—MOI MOI.
Liech: Brother…I’m so happy.
Switz: I…is that so.
Germany: Unbelievable. At this rate, these things will win.
France: You’ve gotta be kidding me. These uncool appearances we have…
Italy: I’m hungry :l
America: We can’t be thinking about eating now. We have to fast. (Sort of) EventhoughIdontwanna
Russia: I agree. Wellnotreally.
China: I have promised to fight all the way. Idontreallywanna.
England: Dontreallywanna.
France: Dontreallywannaindeed.
Here’s where they all come up with ideas to stop the aliens.
America: Okay. Here’s what will go down at my place. A hero that they can’t possibly stop!
Italy: Well, Japan’s place would be great. ((He lists two animes))
Japan: Those are animes, though—
China: Well if we’re talking anime, go with this then.
Some random ass anime that is censored shows up and Italy is all “That looks familiar…” as in it’s a rip-off of Japan :T
China: Oh shut up, it’s original!
Germany: You guys. Can’t you approach this a little differently.
England: Well, my place certainly has the best idea. TA-DA!
All: Hmm…What exactly are we to do?
England: JUST FUCKING LISTEN TO OTHERS, WILL YA?
France: That alien!
America: Not ‘that’ alien. It’s my friend, Tony!
England: No matter how you see him, he IS an ALIEN.
America: What’s wrong, Tony? Have you found anything out?
((Well, Tony doesn’t do anything the first time, and France and England are all ‘lolwhatthefuckiswrongwiththisdude’ but then America is all “WHAT? HAVE YOU FOUND SOMETHING OUT?!”)
America: Yes! Good one, Tony!
Japan: So, what is it exactly, that your friend said?
Basically, America says Tony located some website or whatever, explaining the aliens and what they do.
England: As expected of an alien.
America: He’s my friend.
France: What even.
America: Tony, translate.
Tony: Okay.
The video they watch basically says that that white light sucks the color out of everything. They invaded the earth etc. It’s full of colors to feed on. and yeah.
Japan: What is it this time?
America: Progress can be made.
Russia: Quite a unique idea can be thought of.
Germany: Is there another way to beat them?
Tony: There is.
France: THEN SPIT IT OUT ALREADY.
This is a strange part.
Aww poor Tony.
America: TONY!
England: Is this their…spaceship?
China: Look over there!
France: Hey, something is happening on the inside!
Russia: That must definitely be a meeting of some sort. What is the reasoning.
Germany: NO FUCKING WAY. THERE’S NO WAY IN HELL YOU’LL DO THAT. I’ll fight.
Japan: Mr. Germany, please wait! You don’t know how they fight—
Germany: BUT—
America: GOT IT! We just have to find their weak point is all.
China: Of course!
Engand: If you need a spy, leave it to me.
France: But how…
Italy: In that case, I have a good idea~ TA-DA~
Germany: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.
Italy: A suit, to make you look like the white aliens. I made them out of the flags. Ah, I have some for you guys too.
Germany: HERE GOES!
America: A HERO CAN DO THIS—
England: What the—
France: Brother can help too~
Russia: Kolkol
China: LEAVE IT TO US, ARU!
Italy: Have a safe trip~
Germany: You’re coming too.
Italy: Eh…It’s scary…Plus I spent my time making these…so…
Germany: Fine. I’ll leave you alone here.
Italy: DONT LEAVE ME ALONE!
Basically, Cuba and Canada are helping the people out. telling them that they can make it and to get ahold of themselves.
Woohoo.
Meanwhile.
America: alright. Now that we’re in. Russia is my backup. France & England are my backup. China is my backup. Germany is my—
Germany:Split up into groups.
America: MUTINY.
England: In the end, I’m with you.
France: Shut it.
England: Over here! Ain’t gonna find us that easily.
Alright. Let’s get information for the others.
OH MY GOD IVAN.
America: In any case, we have to find out what this ship is doing.
Whaaat…I didn’t know that’d happen.
Germany Italy and Japan are gonna go in an air vent now.
So, France and England find their little control room with the map of the earth. France points out the white spots on the map.
England scans the map with his phone to reveal information about the status of…England and France.
Russia, America & China start looking around too. China points out that the controls are complicated and that he doesn’t know what they should do. Russia finds a giant lever next to the globe.
Russia: Surely it is this here? This.
America: It certainly doesn’t look like a bad idea.
China: A good idea, but a little suspicious.
America: maybe if we pull this lever, something huge will happen.
THIS IS BAD!
China: RUN, ARU.
Germany: What’s this. There is a lot of commotion outside.
Japan: Maybe the others are up to something.
Itay: What, Italy. How long has that been there?! BE CAREFUL.
America: You’ve got to be kidding me!
Russia: I’m tired!
America: What were you guys doing in there? You could’ve ruined everything!
England: Oh shut up, we helped a ton.
France: Yes. You guys were the ones who ran into US.
Russia: I don’t think that matters right now.
China: THIS IS BAD.
England: We’re so outnumbered…
Russia: Don’t worry! Surely Germany and the others will save us…
England: AND THE HELPING…STARTS WHERE.
America: WHAT IN THE FUCK DO WE DO, HAH.
Liech: Brother? Thank you so much.
Japan: We have no choice here.
Japan goes on about how they have to offer something other then the colors or whatever, to the aliens. Give them something from your household!
America: In that case. Have whatever you want.
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaaa. ha.
China: Ahh. Eat all you want~!
England: DO ALIENS EVEN EAT?
China: Eat all you want~
Germany: YOU DON’T EAT
China: Ooh, thanks for coming, and come back soon~
They call it ‘poor’m so they don’t want China’s aru food.
France oh my God.
He offers his wine and food and all that jazz.
Germany: I SAID YOU CANT EAT IT.
And it doesn’t work.
Russia: Next up is me! I’m counting on you guys.
Baltics: Okay..
Of course, ballet is the best, right?
Baltics: We’re going home~
Germany: This is Germany’s best beer. Go on and have a cup….
America: You’ve lost now :l
America’s casinos. Aww yeah.
So it doesn’t work. Gofigure.
Japan: Aliens, this is a Japanese Bon Festival!
Everyone dance with us!
Italy: Ahh! Me too, me too! This is fun, huh~
Japan is all into it and it’s all amazing and sparkly.
England: Well if that’s the case, I brought this.
America: Well how about that, they seem to like it.
Japan: Um, Mr. England. What exactly is in those bags of yours?
England: It’s obvious isn’t it? My special scones, of course.
All: OHGODNO.
England: What? What?
America: It looks like something bad is gonna happen >.<
England: Why?! Why though?!
Italy: What’s wrong guys?? Come on, let’s play more! Let’s have more fun!
America: What?! What’s happening?
Russia: I dunno.
Germany: I have no idea, but anyways RETREAT!
((THE WAY THEY RUN IS SO MAJESTIC))
Italy: Wait~!
Meanwhile in Classyville
Austria: I knew it! Something like this is impossible!
Hungary: What on earth are you going on about, Austria? Can you not make music properly? ((It has something to do with that festival I guess. What is a plot))
Austria: Why. Would this happen…
Hungary: Austria…
Back to ruggedtown
Germany’s narration is about how they are all stranded and they dont know where they are. Or what part of the earth they are on for that matter.
Germany: What do I do? Is this the end? But…I have no energy. There is no beer here…Nothing to drink…This is…
Germany: Italy…You…You all.
Italy: YOU GUYS! I’d been waiting for you! The pasta is almost ready!
Sealand: YOU GUYS~! IT’S SEALAND! ALL THE WAY FROM THE INTERNET, I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU ALL!
England: JUST GO BACK, IDIOT. WE DON’T NEED YOU HERE.
Sealand: This is my perfect opportunity! Save them all in their time of need. Then maybe they’ll let me be a country!
Meanwhile in brotherlysisterlymushyville
Liech: Um…Brother? Is it okay for you to wait for the picnic? Ah! Thank you! Well then, goodnight!
Switz: G-Goodnight.
China: Ah, that was good. I was so hungry.
England: This reminds me of that time—
China: Don’t you ever forget it!
America: But this stuff is good!
Sea: Yeah! It is!
England: I told you to go home already!
Italy: PASTA!
Germany: For God’s sake…Thinking of that here.
Japan: Well, it IS thanks to Italy that we got to eat this—
China: HEY. Don’t ignore my help!
Russia: Anyway, back at the ship, why did everyone react so strangely to Italy’s movement?
All: Dunno…
France: They were probably just intimidated by his face or something, that’s all.
England: That’s true, hahaha.
Germany: They’re back.
America: This is bad—
Germany: They’re coming this way!
Sea: Hah! Just leave this stuff to Sealand!
England: IDIOT! That’s dangerous!
Sea: I’ll be fine~
FULL SPEED!
England: That’s what I said in the FIRST PLACE. ((“I told you, didn’t I?!”))
America: I-It stopped?
England: What the hell is this?! It’s not making any sense!
China: What are these doing here?!
Japan: Could these be—Our home’s most sacred artifacts?
Germany: Wh-What?! ITALY, GET UP!
Italy: Hm? Why, Why? This is scary! Oh my God!
Germany: Please. I beg you. Don’t cry!
Italy: WAIT!
Suddenly, fucking chibis.
Italy. HRE. Italy. HRE.
Okay that was intense.
Then during the fight everyone is calling each other’s names dramatically.
Italy: Germany…Everyone else…I don’t want this! Everyone is hurt..Why? Why..
Germany: I’m sorry Italy…
SUDDENLY GRAMDPA ROME FUCK YES
Italy: Grandpa Rome!
What’s this doing here? Did Grandpa Rome leave it behind?
Japan: It’s Germany!
Italy: Ah Yay! Germany is normal!
China: Me too! I am returning to normal!
America: OH WONDERFULLLLL
Germany: You did it, Italy.
Italy: Thanks for turning everything back!
Alienchick: We are truly sorry for this, we’ll be going home now etc. She asks for the marker, and says she’ll treasure it forever. “Well then, goodbye!”
Italy: Have a safe trip! Bye bye!
Liech: Another beautiful morning huh…
Russia: By the way guys. Any of you have an idea of how to get home?
France: SHIT! WE DIDNT THINK OF THAT.
Sealand: I’LL TAKE YOU GUYS HOME! This time they’ll make me a country for sure! ((basically.))
Japan has another idea instead of having a meeting or whatever.
Ice: I have no idea what these guys are doing here.
The end :l
Well okay.
So, this was extremely rushed and took a lot longer than expected…So I am sorry for making you wait.
Please watch the official subs or official dub when it comes out.
This is a mediocre translation.
Thank you <3
-KBLOG//Fireworks
Haha I love Italy! I’ll bring the white flags!
Yes.
He has them prepared.
Always.
Thanks for the translation! XD