Read it and weep, bitches

Well, the famous DNA strip is finally animated, and it gets a whole 5 minutes holy fuck I was so happy to see this. Denmark sounds…incredibly cute with his Ibaraki. Norway sounds hot with his Tsugaru. That’s all I have to say about the voices. Like, whenever I translate them I giggle like a schoolgirl because I just love how they sound.
Anyway. Iceland is being a little prissy bitch like usual, and got his DNA test done to see if he was related to his brother Norway.
Which he is.
Also, going to post all the movements Denmark makes. Just throwing that out there.

That face.

Such a beautiful face it is.

So yeah Iceland agreed to calling Norway “Dear brother” if they were related, and everyone pesters him until he does.
I just love this. He’s all pissed because he wants to be a special boy and have indigenous people and shit. But he’s all sad because he’s related to Norway.

Stares into your soul with no pupils

Classy bitches

I’m pretty sure this scene was at a bar, but I guess they chose to go to the Olive Garden instead.
Gofigure.

Cute face. Yes.

So Denmark announces that Ice had a test done and everyone is all surprised.

I'm loving that sweatervest, Tino.

Daily dose of Moe.

Dat face.

Denmark is all “Yeah I think we’re all brothers in the first place and you guys are weird as fuck so you’re totally related.”
Then he gets strangled. Good times in Scandinavia.
Poor baby.

Why so serious

After Norway tells Ice to call him brother, he refuses and everyone else pesters him more.
He gets pissed and leaves.

Thinking face.

They all look so formal and cute as fuck

Look at Denmark oh my God look at them all they are so cute.

Just call him brother okay.

Gettin' some strong Belarus vibes from 'ya, Norge.

Drinks are on Ice, 'til he says "Dear brother"

Lol Denmark you fuckface, you piss everyone off.

Denmark's face, okay.

Lol fuck you guys

Well most of that was picture spamming but you know.
It was an entire episode of me smiling and all that.

SO I promise I will get to the rest as soon as I can.
I made a special trip back for you guys. Aren’t you happy?
I am.

So see you soon, I hope!
I’m just busy!

-KBLOG

At this rate, I am too far…
Dammit.

Here we go!

Ice: Lately…Not many tourists have been coming around at all. If I don’t do something to get them back….Oh, I’m Iceland.

Girl running in the street: Somebody help!!…

America: DISTATER! THIS IS AN URGET MATTER! ((While everyone is introduced, he is basically rambling about how horrible this situation is and whatever. Everyone is too distracted by France’s pimp skills to care about his words))

He’s talking about how he and Tony have been investigating the situation and whatnot. He then goes on about how “They can’t leave the earth in this state of disaster” and stands up to proclaim it.

America: So our only choice is to do something of course!
But he remains clueless to what is going on.

Japan: Um, excuse me. I think it’s best to just…write this all out, more organised. do it the Japanese way. ((Or whatever))
England: What, you expect him to do all that for your sake?
Japan: No! I just figured it’d leave a better explanation or—
China: What is this, Japanese way, I don’t need something like that.
Japan: I was simply suggesting…
America: ((rambles on about plans and whatever. I am speeding through this ok.))
Italy: I’ll bring the white flags! Wave wave wave~
England: And just WHY are we taking the commands from YOU?
America: Because I’m the hero, of course.
England: Like hell you are…
France: I have better ideas, of course.
England: Shut up, wine bastard.
France: SAY THAT AGAIN I DARE YOU.
China: They’re fighting again…
Italy: Look! Tons of white flags! An overload! Let’s wave them together!
America: You’ll back me up, right?
Japan: No, well, I’ll think of other ideas and…
America: Russia! What will you do?
Russia: I’ll be fighting of course!
America: Okay! In that case, help me out. Be my back up! The point of a hero is to defend all of humanity, isn’t it? So go ahead give me all your aid! ((He’s saying ‘make him weapons’ to an extent, but I translated it as so :l))
England: My place can make just as good as weapons you know. ((Literally “We make just as good weapons for war.))
France: Ahh…Getting jealous are we? ((Eh. That’s what he’s trying to say, really))
France & England start fighting, yadda yadda.
China: Oh, stop fighting already!

Everybody starts fighting :l
Italy is going on about how everyone will defend him or whatever. It’s cute.
Germany: CUT THIS OUT RIGHT NOW. ((Basically screams that nobody knows what the fuck is going on, and screaming and fighting wont solve shit))
England and France are still duking it out.
America: Hahaha, I am the one having the most fun here~
Russia: I sure as hell won’t do anything to stop them ^^
China: I as well will not do anything.
Germany:…..Fine. I give up.
All: What.
Germany: I suppose it was foolish of me to think we could discuss this in an organized fashion. You all can decide what to do. We’re running out of time. I can deal with it on my own. ((basically, follow me, or die :l))
Russia: Well, that was my thinking from the start.
China: Me too. Fighting these was the plan in the first place—
France: Fighting with England what is this bullshit. ((LOL BASICALLY))
England: Shut it. I don’t like it either—
Japan: Ow..My stomach…
Italy: Ah! W-Wait!! Don’t leave me by myself!
Canada: W-Well…In the end. Nobody seemed to listen to me, huh.
Kumajiro: Who’re you.
Canada: Canada.

And now for something completely different.

Prussia: HEY HEY, GUESS WHAT’S GETTING STARTED. THE AWESOME ME, BY THE AWESOME ME’S SHOW!

Okay. This part was stupid. The ‘act’ I guess which was Belarus didn’t come out because of Russia… Well okay then.
OK.
Ukraine apologizes about her tits and Belarus is all
Belarus: “Brother? Where are you? Please come back! If I don’t find you…I might just…”

And then suddenly, clouds.

America: W-WHAT THE?
Russia: Uhu~ You definitely can’t beat the stuff from my place….Kolkol.
China: Aiyaaa! How could you even do that?! ((Basically))
England: Bastards. Take some of this—
LOLFRANCE: You’re going about it all wrong. Just leave it to big brother France—OH SHIT.
Germany: Listen up. Do not let the enemy infiltrate us at all. (Or come close)
Italy: Germany! Germany! Take cover, take cover! Everyone is running away from it!
Random dude: Germany, big trouble! The enemy is closing in!
Germany: WHAT?!
All the world leaders are saying how their plans are failing everywhere.
“Well in that case, we can rely on Germany’s strength”
Japan: Nothing had been decided yet~!
((Eh…For the most part…That was a gag, I think :l))
Romano: Aaah. What’s with this?! Where is that rotten Venezi-
Poland: Ah! Pony! Where did you run off to? I like, totally looked for you. Hey, wait, how long have you looked like tha—
RANDOM FINLAND: Ahh, I wish Christmas would come soo—MOI MOI.
Liech: Brother…I’m so happy.
Switz: I…is that so.
Germany: Unbelievable. At this rate, these things will win.
France: You’ve gotta be kidding me. These uncool appearances we have…
Italy: I’m hungry :l
America: We can’t be thinking about eating now. We have to fast. (Sort of) EventhoughIdontwanna
Russia: I agree. Wellnotreally.
China: I have promised to fight all the way. Idontreallywanna.
England: Dontreallywanna.
France: Dontreallywannaindeed.

Here’s where they all come up with ideas to stop the aliens.
America: Okay. Here’s what will go down at my place. A hero that they can’t possibly stop!
Italy: Well, Japan’s place would be great. ((He lists two animes))
Japan: Those are animes, though—
China: Well if we’re talking anime, go with this then.
Some random ass anime that is censored shows up and Italy is all “That looks familiar…” as in it’s a rip-off of Japan :T
China: Oh shut up, it’s original!
Germany: You guys. Can’t you approach this a little differently.
England: Well, my place certainly has the best idea. TA-DA!
All: Hmm…What exactly are we to do?
England: JUST FUCKING LISTEN TO OTHERS, WILL YA?
France: That alien!
America: Not ‘that’ alien. It’s my friend, Tony!
England: No matter how you see him, he IS an ALIEN.
America: What’s wrong, Tony? Have you found anything out?
((Well, Tony doesn’t do anything the first time, and France and England are all ‘lolwhatthefuckiswrongwiththisdude’ but then America is all “WHAT? HAVE YOU FOUND SOMETHING OUT?!”)
America: Yes! Good one, Tony!
Japan: So, what is it exactly, that your friend said?

Basically, America says Tony located some website or whatever, explaining the aliens and what they do.
England: As expected of an alien.
America: He’s my friend.
France: What even.
America: Tony, translate.
Tony: Okay.

The video they watch basically says that that white light sucks the color out of everything. They invaded the earth etc. It’s full of colors to feed on. and yeah.

Japan: What is it this time?
America: Progress can be made.
Russia: Quite a unique idea can be thought of.
Germany: Is there another way to beat them?
Tony: There is.
France: THEN SPIT IT OUT ALREADY.

This is a strange part.
Aww poor Tony.

America: TONY!
England: Is this their…spaceship?
China: Look over there!
France: Hey, something is happening on the inside!
Russia: That must definitely be a meeting of some sort. What is the reasoning.
Germany: NO FUCKING WAY. THERE’S NO WAY IN HELL YOU’LL DO THAT. I’ll fight.
Japan: Mr. Germany, please wait! You don’t know how they fight—
Germany: BUT—
America: GOT IT! We just have to find their weak point is all.
China: Of course!
Engand: If you need a spy, leave it to me.
France: But how…
Italy: In that case, I have a good idea~ TA-DA~
Germany: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.
Italy: A suit, to make you look like the white aliens. I made them out of the flags. Ah, I have some for you guys too.
Germany: HERE GOES!
America: A HERO CAN DO THIS—
England: What the—
France: Brother can help too~
Russia: Kolkol
China: LEAVE IT TO US, ARU!
Italy: Have a safe trip~
Germany: You’re coming too.
Italy: Eh…It’s scary…Plus I spent my time making these…so…
Germany: Fine. I’ll leave you alone here.
Italy: DONT LEAVE ME ALONE!

Basically, Cuba and Canada are helping the people out. telling them that they can make it and to get ahold of themselves.
Woohoo.

Meanwhile.

America: alright. Now that we’re in. Russia is my backup. France & England are my backup. China is my backup. Germany is my—
Germany:Split up into groups.
America: MUTINY.

England: In the end, I’m with you.
France: Shut it.
England: Over here! Ain’t gonna find us that easily.
Alright. Let’s get information for the others.

OH MY GOD IVAN.
America: In any case, we have to find out what this ship is doing.
Whaaat…I didn’t know that’d happen.

Germany Italy and Japan are gonna go in an air vent now.
So, France and England find their little control room with the map of the earth. France points out the white spots on the map.
England scans the map with his phone to reveal information about the status of…England and France.

Russia, America & China start looking around too. China points out that the controls are complicated and that he doesn’t know what they should do. Russia finds a giant lever next to the globe.
Russia: Surely it is this here? This.
America: It certainly doesn’t look like a bad idea.
China: A good idea, but a little suspicious.
America: maybe if we pull this lever, something huge will happen.
THIS IS BAD!
China: RUN, ARU.
Germany: What’s this. There is a lot of commotion outside.
Japan: Maybe the others are up to something.
Itay: What, Italy. How long has that been there?! BE CAREFUL.
America: You’ve got to be kidding me!
Russia: I’m tired!
America: What were you guys doing in there? You could’ve ruined everything!
England: Oh shut up, we helped a ton.
France: Yes. You guys were the ones who ran into US.
Russia: I don’t think that matters right now.
China: THIS IS BAD.
England: We’re so outnumbered…
Russia: Don’t worry! Surely Germany and the others will save us…
England: AND THE HELPING…STARTS WHERE.
America: WHAT IN THE FUCK DO WE DO, HAH.

Liech: Brother? Thank you so much.
Japan: We have no choice here.

Japan goes on about how they have to offer something other then the colors or whatever, to the aliens. Give them something from your household!

America: In that case. Have whatever you want.
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaaa. ha.
China: Ahh. Eat all you want~!
England: DO ALIENS EVEN EAT?
China: Eat all you want~
Germany: YOU DON’T EAT
China: Ooh, thanks for coming, and come back soon~
They call it ‘poor’m so they don’t want China’s aru food.

France oh my God.

He offers his wine and food and all that jazz.
Germany: I SAID YOU CANT EAT IT.
And it doesn’t work.
Russia: Next up is me! I’m counting on you guys.
Baltics: Okay..
Of course, ballet is the best, right?

Baltics: We’re going home~

Germany: This is Germany’s best beer. Go on and have a cup….
America: You’ve lost now :l

America’s casinos. Aww yeah.
So it doesn’t work. Gofigure.
Japan: Aliens, this is a Japanese Bon Festival!
Everyone dance with us!
Italy: Ahh! Me too, me too! This is fun, huh~
Japan is all into it and it’s all amazing and sparkly.
England: Well if that’s the case, I brought this.
America: Well how about that, they seem to like it.
Japan: Um, Mr. England. What exactly is in those bags of yours?
England: It’s obvious isn’t it? My special scones, of course.
All: OHGODNO.
England: What? What?
America: It looks like something bad is gonna happen >.<
England: Why?! Why though?!
Italy: What’s wrong guys?? Come on, let’s play more! Let’s have more fun!
America: What?! What’s happening?
Russia: I dunno.
Germany: I have no idea, but anyways RETREAT!
((THE WAY THEY RUN IS SO MAJESTIC))
Italy: Wait~!

Meanwhile in Classyville
Austria: I knew it! Something like this is impossible!
Hungary: What on earth are you going on about, Austria? Can you not make music properly? ((It has something to do with that festival I guess. What is a plot))
Austria: Why. Would this happen…
Hungary: Austria…

Back to ruggedtown
Germany’s narration is about how they are all stranded and they dont know where they are. Or what part of the earth they are on for that matter.
Germany: What do I do? Is this the end? But…I have no energy. There is no beer here…Nothing to drink…This is…

Germany: Italy…You…You all.
Italy: YOU GUYS! I’d been waiting for you! The pasta is almost ready!
Sealand: YOU GUYS~! IT’S SEALAND! ALL THE WAY FROM THE INTERNET, I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU ALL!
England: JUST GO BACK, IDIOT. WE DON’T NEED YOU HERE.
Sealand: This is my perfect opportunity! Save them all in their time of need. Then maybe they’ll let me be a country!

Meanwhile in brotherlysisterlymushyville
Liech: Um…Brother? Is it okay for you to wait for the picnic? Ah! Thank you! Well then, goodnight!
Switz: G-Goodnight.
China: Ah, that was good. I was so hungry.
England: This reminds me of that time—
China: Don’t you ever forget it!
America: But this stuff is good!
Sea: Yeah! It is!
England: I told you to go home already!
Italy: PASTA!
Germany: For God’s sake…Thinking of that here.
Japan: Well, it IS thanks to Italy that we got to eat this—
China: HEY. Don’t ignore my help!
Russia: Anyway, back at the ship, why did everyone react so strangely to Italy’s movement?
All: Dunno…
France: They were probably just intimidated by his face or something, that’s all.
England: That’s true, hahaha.
Germany: They’re back.
America: This is bad—
Germany: They’re coming this way!
Sea: Hah! Just leave this stuff to Sealand!
England: IDIOT! That’s dangerous!
Sea: I’ll be fine~
FULL SPEED!
England: That’s what I said in the FIRST PLACE. ((“I told you, didn’t I?!”))
America: I-It stopped?
England: What the hell is this?! It’s not making any sense!
China: What are these doing here?!
Japan: Could these be—Our home’s most sacred artifacts?
Germany: Wh-What?! ITALY, GET UP!
Italy: Hm? Why, Why? This is scary! Oh my God!
Germany: Please. I beg you. Don’t cry!
Italy: WAIT!

Suddenly, fucking chibis.
Italy. HRE. Italy. HRE.

Okay that was intense.

Then during the fight everyone is calling each other’s names dramatically.
Italy: Germany…Everyone else…I don’t want this! Everyone is hurt..Why? Why..
Germany: I’m sorry Italy…

SUDDENLY GRAMDPA ROME FUCK YES
Italy: Grandpa Rome!
What’s this doing here? Did Grandpa Rome leave it behind?
Japan: It’s Germany!
Italy: Ah Yay! Germany is normal!
China: Me too! I am returning to normal!
America: OH WONDERFULLLLL
Germany: You did it, Italy.
Italy: Thanks for turning everything back!
Alienchick: We are truly sorry for this, we’ll be going home now etc. She asks for the marker, and says she’ll treasure it forever. “Well then, goodbye!”
Italy: Have a safe trip! Bye bye!

Liech: Another beautiful morning huh…

Russia: By the way guys. Any of you have an idea of how to get home?
France: SHIT! WE DIDNT THINK OF THAT.
Sealand: I’LL TAKE YOU GUYS HOME! This time they’ll make me a country for sure! ((basically.))
Japan has another idea instead of having a meeting or whatever.

Ice: I have no idea what these guys are doing here.

The end :l

Well okay.

So, this was extremely rushed and took a lot longer than expected…So I am sorry for making you wait.

Please watch the official subs or official dub when it comes out.

This is a mediocre translation.

Thank you <3

-KBLOG//Fireworks

Hello lovely dears. Well. I had so much shit going on I really neglected to update my poor little blog ; n; I’m so sorry. But anyway, enough about me, I’ll make a post for that later ;;

THAT IS THE FACE I MADE WHEN I SAW HOW MANY VIEWS MY BLOG GOT

Even after being away for so long, people still stop by to comment ; v; Thank you so much. You guys are my bitches for life.
Okay. So, this is the famous episode of APH, where you /almost/ see some tits. So. Let’s get on that.

AWW SHIT

The main focus of this episode was Prussia’s dick and Hungary’s boobs, but there is that little ‘America & Japan’ gag thing, so y’know. America freaks the fuck out about how the fries aren’t big enough in Japan and whatnot. I had McDonalds today, and the one he’s holding was pretty much what my fries looked like :I So. Yeah.

Suddenly, pretty quality trees

So, Prussia changed his name and went to go take a piss behind some bushes and he hears Hungary in the bushes, sees her all beaten up, gives her his clothes to cover up her exposed bosom, and walks away with a boner. Or. Something. :I That’s the jist of it.

I’m really hurrying along with this, if you can’t already tell ; o;

OHSH--

It’s kind of romantic. I guess.  For someone who ships PruxHun or whatever. I think they are cute. Sort of. Ah yeah, at the end of it all, Prussia goes to ask Hungary to go hunting, but her dick fell off already, so she rejects his invitation. She’s wearing her dress and cleaning instead of going to chill with Prussia. Aw.

Rapefaces galore

I never really saw Prussia as having such an intense rapeface in this strip. I mean, come on.

Such...pink boobs

LOL AND THERE IT IS. The fanservice that /some/ people were waiting for. What do you think of that.

The hormones. They are raging.

Prussia is all flustered, but that’s because he’s always been around lots of men. Mmm. Men.

Okay.

That’s the end of that, really :I

Oh, and there was this.

Ahh yes, the little sidegag of the Italians and Germans and Japanese and how they pay or whatever. What most people don’t know, is that this sketch is actually from the World Web Radio ((Which I am currently translating, thank you very much)) and it got animated.

It’s totally cute. And fluffy.
Fluff.

So yes, this review was rushed quite a bit, but I had to take screencaps, and I have to update a lot of other hooplah, so, expect more quality within the next few posts, okay? ; w;

Thanks.

/Kanyeshrug

-COLORFULFIREWORKS

I have been piled in work & my uncle died of a terminal illness…..

I’ll be back soon.

Sorry <3

-KBLOG

Thanks guys.
Thanks oh-so-much.
<3 K-BLOG/Colorful Fireworks

ASKJGSLSDIGHSJ;; OH MY GOD.

I seriously just came. EVERYWHERE. Oh my God, the massive amount of adorable Russia in my face, was too much to handle. & on top of that, the beautifully chilling music in the background. Reminds me of home…I am proud to be born in Russia-& proud to be Russian as well. Times like these makes me so happy. IVAN BRAGINSKY, PLEASE HAVE MANY CHILDREN WITH ME.
Also, continuation of the recycled material gags & Greece’s army arrives. NBD.

D'oh!

WHAT'S THAT COMING OVER THE HILL, IS IT A MONSTER? IS IT A MONSTER?

To anybody who gets that reference, you own the internet.

Forreals.
Anyway, this episode gave me warm fuzzies. Seriously. Russia. How long have you been this Goddamn cute?
Since, fucking, ever. Okay?

A dog? A cat? A Lithuania?

This is the oh-so-adorable episode where Lithuania finds baby Russia. Like, how adorable. HOW ADORABLE AKJLFHSGF; I know you appreciate my fangasming. Oh,  I know you do.

Aww...

It’s when Russia is under the Tatar rule. Baww. Poor Russia & his tattered clothes….Russia comments on how Lithuania’s dog is cute & from there, Russia & Lithuania talk. Russia says that he’s not strong yet, but when he is, he’ll be friends with Lithuania. Lithuania suggests being friends now, but Russia denies doing so, until he gets stronger. He then laughs his adorable laugh & runs back into his territory-into the forest.

Lithuania, you are just too cute...

I seriously played this scene over 9 times, just to hear that background music….It’s so beautifully, terrifying that it sent chills down my spine.

Felt good.

I can’t wait until it’s released in a OST. I will forever listen to it whenever I walk outside at night, also, in the snow. ALWAYS.

 And by sweet, I mean diabetes inducing…Seriously. That face….

And he disappeared into the words....Only to emerge STRONGER.

Baww, Liet.....Don't be scared.

HNNGGGG ALSO SWEETEST LITHUANIA....

 AND NOW I AM SURE I HAVE DIABETUS. GODDAMMIT LITHUANIA.
No offense to those with diabetes. Seriously, though.
Russia’s not gonna hurt you. LOL. Now.
Ah yeah, there’s also that continuation of the “Jokes” segments…but it’s using recycled material, so I really don’t want to take screen caps of those…;;;

THEY BURN MY RETINAS.

TO A CRISP.

IT'S THE GREEK ARMY.

Or not.
Kay, when I read that strip…or whatever. I laughed out loud. Then, I was rolling on the floor laughing.
Okay, not really.

BUT OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. SERIOUSLY. I FANGASMED OVER RUSSIA. I FANGASMED OVER LITHUANIA. & I FANGASMED TO THE ORGY-INDUCING BACKGROUND MUSIC.

THE CONCLUSION?

APH is a drug that induces orgasms.

PENIS GOES WHERE?

Oh. Into Russia….

OF COURSE.

I don’t know what the hell I’m saying.
It’s been a long day.

-KBLOG

YA HA HA TROLOLOLOLO

Switzerland. That dress….’Nuff said.

And also.

FUSOSOSOSOSOSO

IT’S A CHARM TO MAKE YOU HAPPY! THANKS, SPAIN!

He's just like, stabbing him with his eyes.

Italy is like…”Now, go get them girls. Make me proud, son.” Japan is all:

"WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU ASKING ME TO DO?"

And Italy is confused. As usual. Japan, you were so isolated, & you don’t know how to respond to these crazy western behaviors. And whatnot. So, go on and make your hentai games- those aren’t as bizarre, amirite?

These potatoes. THESE MANLY POTATOES.

So Romano is freaking the fuck out because they are all out of pasta. Germany offers his potatoes, much to Romano’s disgust, & Switzerland offers him his cheese. Which he also rejects. Aw. Switzerland.

Don’t worry.
Your moment of glory.
It is coming.

SPAIN. OH THANK GOD YOUR HERE

After Romano runs away, Spain comes over & says he;ll support Romano. He’s all happy to hear that & sheds tears. Of happiness. Spain then does his “FUSOSOSOSO” line, & sparkles fly out from around him.

Magical.

LOL Italy in the back. Being all scared.

So, Japan is watching Switzerland fire his gun for no apparent reason- oh yeah, to, yknow, protect his land, ofcourse, when he imagines Switzerland….diffrerently.

So, it turns into a beautiful song with lots of YA HA’S & YO HO’s.

New ringtone. Just saying.

YA HA HA YA HO HO HO DEM GOATS

Magical. MAGICAL. Men in dresses.

This show is not gay.

LOL I took this one because....Just, look how girly he is with that bow. LOL AW.

Aww, Switzerland….

You could've had a V8

Santa? ....Oh, No....

last part is about how gondolas came to be. Apparently some douchebag rich guy, or Santa Claus, as I call him- built a huge ass boat & decided to sail it down a river. Chibitalia hears about this, & yells at Santa for being so stupid.

DO NOT TEMPT ME WITH YOUR COOKIES, SANTA.

DON’T GO INTO THE VAN, CHIBITALIA.
Uh yeah, so, Chibitalia is offered some cookies to yknow, distract him from the fact that the boat is still stuck, or whatever. Holy Roman Empire is looking over him & making sure he punishes Santa.

APPROVED.

He doesn’t fall for Santa’s tricks, & builds a gondola. Or whatever.

Cute stuff, yknow?

PEACE OUT, BITCHES--Oh wait, that's Japan's line...

Aww. Look how cute he is…

Awwwww….
This made me smile in general. Spain, Switzerland.
Sometimes, life can be good.

-KBLOG

They aren't even trying anymore, are they.

 

…And where in the hell would her arms, BE, exactly? WOW. What is this, even…LOL. A fake Black Rock Shooter nendoroid has been spawned up from the depths of Hell to plague E-bay & Rakuten. Well well, let’s take an UP CLOSE look at this fine piece of shit, shall we? The pictures are unbelievable.

[This is quite the psychotic bitch rant-but I went as in-depth as possible, & zoomed in on specific pictures, so everyone can see just how blind they can be.]

Quailty. QUALITY.

Alright, so some assfuck on Ebay decides to auction off his “Authentic Brand New Nendoroid straight from Japan” & he decides to put up some pictures. What the hell. Honestly. Are people stupid enough to think these figures are REAL? The price for said figure was roughly $15 with around $6 for shipping.

A BARGAIN?

Fuck no.

This next picture is what really cracked me up. I mean, how dumb do you have to be….Just…Wow.

Quality packaging right there.
But do you see exactly what is happening here? Let it register in your brain for a second. Just a second. In case your brain shut off from the sheer amazement of the fact that someone is trying to SELL THIS, let me just point some stuff wrong with this picture-although it is obvious.

Exhibit A

Ah, BRS? Your hair seems to be falling out. Okay, really? One would think, at the sight of the HAIR PIECE NOT EVEN CONNECTED TO THE FUCKING FIGURE, it is surely fake–or BROKEN for that matter.

Exhibit B: Poor packaging

For those of you who have purchased a Nendoroid before, the packaging is VERY. SECURE. I have purchased 2 & have had the pleasure of plying them open to get the figure out. When you get fake figures, they fall right out of the box. This is an example of ABSOLUTE. POOR. PACKAGING. It’s in plain view, it’s perfectly obvious, yet it gets worse.

Exhibit C: Obvious broken parts

Now, you don’t need fuckin’ perfect eyesight to see that….Well, LOOK AT IT. What in the hell happened to [What is SUPPOSED to be] her legs? Looks like the dog stole your figure & chewed it up then put it back in the package.

Poor dog. He had to put that in his mouth.

Exhibit D: QUALITY extras

Oh my goodness look at that Black Blade. The quality is superb. I BET IT SHINES IN THE LIGHT. I have no comment there, since it looks like it came out of a .50 cent machine. Yknow, those toys for little kids.

Why was I so mad at this? Because of ignorant dickfaces who are apparently blind, yet still able to use E-bay, BID ON THIS. YES. There was an actual BID on this item.

Ugh. Internet, I have no words for you right now. LOL.

Here’s some other complete failures to watch out for.

Exhibit F: BOX. BOX. BOX.

Consider this, the box. If it looks like a fat person has sat on it, chances are it’s fake. If it looks horribly discolored, it’s NOT THE LIGHTING OF THE ROOM, it’s FAKE. The figure colors are off? IT’S. FAKE.

Exhibit G: PICTURES. LIKE. THESE.

God gave you your brains, so use them. Seriously. The colors, the packaging, the look of it all. Just don’t buy it.

Last but not least...

Again. Back of the box. No sticker. Shit quality. PICTURES. LIKE. THESE.

AND THESE

Seriously. I lost all faith in mankind when I saw that fucker bid on the figure above. LOL REALLY. I mean, I can blog this over & over again, yet some people still don’t get the message. I went as in-depth as I could with this one- so hopefully people will GET said message.

Factory released picture

Here’s the real picture- go ahead and do the comparing.

Well I guess I’ll have to keep a look out for more….

Sadly.

-KBLOG

 [For information on the Fake Black Rock Shooter PVC Figure, read the earlier post.]

SUDDENLY, BEAUTIFUL BACKGROUNDS!

First of all “…YUNAITED STAETS OV HETARIA.”
My God, the quality of this episode was…SO GOOD. SO MUCH QUALITY. I was a little surprised, actually. Let me tell you something. I was having a horrible Monday, & hearing Italy’s voice made me somewhat happier. It’s amazing what Italians can do.

= 7= So cute. SO CUTE. ASHKHJK;

So Germany & Italy are being awesome with all the pretty trees all around them, being all high quality & whatnot, when Italy asks Germany why the divorce rates in Italy are so high. Germany is all “IDGAF. Because people aren’t in love?” & Italy is all “Naw, man, we just don’t want to write all that stuff down.” Italy then proposed to Germany to marry him, jumped into his arms after he said “yes” & they rode off into the sunset together, which was also high quality. Just then, a soldier hears the two of them conversing in the bushes.

[Ah yes, excuse me as I point out HOW FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THESE TREES ARE. The backgrounds and whatnot. They are just really...DETALIED. For some reason, this is a big deal. Probably since we don't SEE much detail in APH most of the time, so excuse my orgasmic tree story.]

Germany is like, "I am serious. Even these trees cannot make me happy."

THOSE TREES...MAKE EVERYTHING SO PRETTY.

Oh yeah, Italy draws some stick figures in the mud of a German on a normal day, & a German on Christmas. I liked the German on Christmas. He seemed really happy. Like, so super happy. Look at his hat. You know some happy shit is about to go down when somebody puts on  a hat like that.

Look at that hat. That's the happiest fucker in the world right there.

The soldier tells England that they have been there for a while, & England is like…”Oh God, those guys? Ignore them.” LOL

This is my OHSHIT face

So Germany takes Italy on a magical walk through the forest & tells him the bad news that they are once again, shipwrecked. Italy is more concerned that there is no wine for him…Awwh… Drink some saltwater. It does the body good.

He's so girly. DAT POSE.

So Italy strips down to just his shirt. FINALLY SOME NUDITY–I mean…

Oh how indecent.

The random words flying out all throughout the episode made me laugh...Alot.

Japan you literal COCKBLOCK.

So Germany introduces Japan who THEY MET A FEW DAYS AGO…..Wait, hold up, THE FUCK IS WITH THIS TIMELINE? Oh nevermind, just nevermind, these things are never right anyway. One minute their stranded on an island, next thing you know, it’s Christmas. Fuck this, I’m going to Mars.

Anyways, Japan is there to help out & fuck around with them. He asks Italy why he is indecent, & Italy sees nothing wrong with going around in the nude. He tells Germany & Japan to do the same, jokingly, but Germany decides to yknow, crush hug him…Forcefully. Into the ground.

…A German, squirming around on the sand, with a half-naked Italian.

And you said this show was “gay.”  ಠ‿ಠ Pfft.

.....ASDGHFJJGKL; AWW KIKU

Why in the hell is HE SO CUTE HERE? Of course that is his shocked face, or whatever, still….Cute. As. Hell.

.....Westerners are so confusing. So, very confusing.

Japan, please.

So, Japan is writing in his journal about how he feels about his new comrades, & he is worried about what lies ahead.

Japan, wait until you meet France.

Japan looks like he's about to bitchslap Italy LOL

And at the end, Italy wants to see Japan either smile, or get angry.

WAIT TIL NEXT TIME TO SEE.

That’s the big cliffhanger. LOL. I can’t wait.

Angry Asians make for a good Monday.

-KBLOG